2d: Traveling is so stressful. I hope we are not late this morning, I most definitely cannot reach late. I anyways believe Dr. Hari…. hates me…. He is taking an early lecture for our batch.

Playmal: We’ve been through this….he does not hate you, its just one of your many delusions…lets not get into it again…anyways here comes ManFred. (enter Mr. ManFred……) (true to form his cellphone plummets to the ground)

Mr. ManFred: Hi, what were you’ll discussing?

Playmal: nothing significant…

(Enter Train 8:04 Dombivali slow) (The three enter the first class compartment) Inside, is the Kutty family that is Mr. And Mrs. Lolla Kutty and their daughter Kitty Kutty, they are fresh outta the box from Karnataka….never been to Mumbai before. Sitting across 2d is Mr. India Gate who is in deep sleep(almost a coma), the only difference being that his mouth is wide open, and standing at the door is Mr. Roadside Romeo listening to his walkman and singing “Aashique banaya, aashique banaya……” Just as the train is about to depart comes 2d’s soul sister Qua, the sexy seductress with an inane ability to attract the bhade ka side’eys and roadside romeos.

2d: Hi, qua I saw this really goodlooking guy on the train…..you should have been there……

Qua: Hi, damn I missed it. I got late because I just could not wake up today morning.

Mr. Roadside Romeo: Aashique banaya… aashique….WOW…..aashique banaya (the wow signifies the lack of subtlety used by Mr Romeo in checking out Qua).

(enter Miss very well endowed wearing a top that reads..”cuddle me I am rare”)

Playmal a.k.a Loudmouth Lulla: Hahahahaha look at the top on that girl it reads Cuddle me I am rare…hahaha…(pause of 5 sec)…oh shit that is foru from our class.

Miss very well endowed(dirty look): All u guys are so perverted…

2d a.k.a piggy: I am always hungry these days….i think I am becoming 3d…lets see whats in my dabba.. (Enter dabba with bhindi and chapatti)

Mrs. Kutty looks up at 2d and wonders what an odd time to be eating…

Mr. ManFred: Hey give me some…….(he reaches out grasps a couple of bhindis in his hand and in the blink of an eye they had fallen on Mrs. Kutty’s saree)…oh shit Sorry sorry sorry..

Mrs Kutty (to her hubby faster than u can imagine): ingulappa intruvantilla idioventricular obringlingo (translation: this white man with no manners has fingers smaller than our kitty’s, cant even apologize)

2d Qua and Playmal: hahahahahahahahaha………

2d decides to give the Kutty family a culture shock….the dabba is closed, out comes the Lip Gloss which is promptly smeared on her lips…

Mrs. Kutty: untuventricle ortulluatrial ungentumullintranation. (Translation: this white girl with the dabba is so stupid she hasn’t yet realized that her lipstick is over it is not leaving any colour.)

Playmal borrows the lip gloss ….uses it the only way he knows how.

Mrs. Kutty: (culture shocked and virtually speechless) : unturullu lullatianetnella ventriclesandatrioventricular unguluralluuintrodontingo (translation: this white man is the stupidest of the lot he hasn’t yet realized that he is a man) Time for sunscreen that has a positively revolting odour. 2d and playmal gleefully apply it all over their faces…..2d checks to see if shes missed a spot in her mini mirror. By this time Mrs. Kutty has a puzzled expression on her face which resembles an ape looking at himself for the 1st time in a mirror.

Mrs. Kutty: (mystified and frightened): intrrolla canulentranella andomolomocantrullo trivandrumenalla (translation: these white people living in the city of Indian thespians have very low I.Q. they put rotten milk on their faces and then check to see if it makes them look fairer!! Lets leave before they influence Kitty. The Gods in this part of the world must be crazy) (Exit: The Kutty Family at Kurla Station) .

all in rapturous laughter

Mr. Roadside Romeo: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Huzoooooor.

Miss very well Endowed: That boy sings so well….i think he is very cute…(Mr. Romeo’s eyes fixated at the caption on her top….lets give him the benefit of doubt he might have some difficulty in understanding such tough words like “Cuddle” and “Rare”)

Vidyavihar station… all characters alight…

This is a true story All characters in this story are NOT fictitious and any resemblance to them is NOT purely a coincidence.